对学生的要求

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http://www.utdallas.edu/~ilyen/phdreq.html

Requirements for PhD Students
PhD students in Computer Science should have the same quality as or a
better quality than what we expect from computers, which include
24-7 up time: 24 hours a day, 7 days a week working time.
High throughput: Produce 1 paper per day.
High quality: All papers should be accepted by IEEE/ACM Transactions.
One of the papers should be a Turing award winning paper.
Low cost: Minimum wage and no benefits.

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